All these joke were sent to me by different joke writers of Manipur Fagi Centre Ltd. Some of them may not be original.
1. Tomba na class II tamliba machanupaa shotu da haairakee :
Tomba - Haai shotu nanggi homework to touthok-o Shotu - Adudi chocolate ama
piyu. Ashumna mapaana waa haaiba khudinggi 'Adudi chocolate ama piyu' hekta
hairammi. Maduda mapaana hairakee : Tomba - Eina waa haiba khudinggi nangna
chocolate ama piyu hekta haibado matungda haaiganu. Shotu - Adu haainu haairadi
chocolate ama piyu. Courtesy- Nongbaan Angom
2. English ki Waahanthok Ram is grazing in the field Ojana
translate touwee " Ram na sajik chari" "Oja Ram nabu sajik
chabrane?" "Apangba angang Ramdi ishorni loinamak chaba yai...sajik
oigera ama oigera" Courtesy@ Shyam Lourembam
3. Matam amagi eigi
phone gi wallpaper oirambi... Ngasina migi wallpaper oikhrabi... Nangbu karam
lenlige nungairibara..
4. Macha:Baba eibu
pakhang karamkan fadoino mama daga hairambidabida koi chatpa yanaba Mapa:Ebungo
adui pakhang khufadudi eifao fadri
5. Nupa:Hello! Police Station Police:Mani takpiyu kari
karamb emergency leire Nupa:Yamna arubni amukta lakpiyu Police:Ado karitwb
yaorage Nupa:eigdmak nupi ani funadana leire Police:Ae! Adudi afab wani keino
Nupa:Fabbudi yam fab aduda nupi athibiduna ngamkhidore
6. Nongma restuarant amada : nupa : kei chasige ? nupi :
anything nupa : aae waiter 'anything' do plate anikhakta pairko. nupi : eh no
no. . . nupa : oh darling 'no no' duna kona charasi keidourage.
7.Oja:hei koktang nang hougatlu aduga wahangsi sat sat khumu
SEVEN sey even la odd la haiyu Koktang:oja even ni Oja:hei sono seven se
kamaina even oihanlino ha Koktang: oja S to louthok-o adum oijarabani Oja:ash!
8. Nupi amadi magi BF
ga koiba chatlami.Tanjaduda nupidugi mupuroiba do laklami aduga BF adubu fuba
houraklami. Nupi:Fudatlu masi nupase masagi nupibu oina koiba pubige leitradana
migi mawa mapuroiba leiraba nupibu oina koiba pubine . . Matang aduda BF tuna
hougatlaktuna nupa adubu amuk fuba houraklammi . Nupi:Fudatlu masi nupase
masagi nupibusu koiba pubidae atopa nupanasu koiba puhandene
9.ANGAANG MAREIJAO Mashunupa:Bubok ngasidi tumningdae wari
nungaiba leibiyo Mabok:Lithoksingaidana eshuna haibabo! Mashu:ado bubok keinom
hangene! Eikhoi emungse mi 5 dagi helaroidro Ei,mama,papa,bubok ngga chan
simaga Mabok:karigi hendani hayeng eshu na pakhang faraga luhongaga emounupi
lakani emoudo lakadi mi 6 surani Mashu:adu matamdadi chansu luhongkhrani aduna
eigi nupi lakasu mi 5 dagi helaroi Mabok:haish! Ado chan luhongkhrasu eshugi
echa leirani aduna 5 da nate mi myam ama leirani Mashu:ado echa leirasu bubokti
adugi matamda tatkhrani aduna 5 dagi helaroi! Mashu:heit!Tummo kok angaang
mareijao sidi
10. Ching da gi nupa
macha ama khuman lampak ta sum lakpada maga khangnaba mi kharafootball
sanarammi ada masu yaosalli.... Coach na ubada mase yaam heibaduda kousillaga
hang ee "Ebungo nangbu kaidei no ? " Nupa - oja ei ukhrul dei ni..
Coach - Nang football sannaba se yaam heire ado noi ching dadi nangna ball se
kayam saana kaoba ngammi...?? Nupa - oja adu di khangde NOBAP nobap ki makha
polle...
11. Facebook ta ngaoba machin moupa Mapa - ebungo..!! Akhoi
yumse mei chak- ae chellu esing lourucho chaisinba....!!! Macha nupa - hoi2 ado
ngaikho pabung, ei photo amta kapkhige horen fb da thagatnaba... Macha nupi -
tamo horen eingonda tag tourak u
12. Yaam Bhaap Taaganba Macha Angaang macha amana mapada:
Baba baba nang nasam khara ngouridu karigino? Mapa: Machasingna mapana haiba
endaba matamda mapagi masam ama angouba onli... Anang: Oh! Ai gyaan tarae
aikhoi edhou masam angouba ngakta hourisae karigino haiba...
13 Radio da Jana Gana Mana Saklakpei Dassa Nongma tombado
radio pairaga loubukta makhong hamba chatpajatne. Mana kaakhatlakpaga chaoba
louri mapanda thengnarami. Chaoba- itao ngasidi monda ym nungaina faidharene
Tomba- kaidei monda nungaibanoda hougatlakpada radioda 'jana gana mana' tharak
ae upai leitadana lep lepna adum faire itao.
14. Honglakliba Matamgi Echel "Eikhoi Manipur gi Eina
yam nokningba culture....." ' Eecha nupa se lairik yam phattre,..Boarding
da thamkhiba tare...' ' Eecha nupa si lairik-laisu pao yadre, koichat chattuna
leire...Delhi dara Banglore dara ama thadokkhiba tare.....' Courtesy@ Konsam
Sukken
15. CAT FIGHT Houdong ani kanna khatnei Cat A '
Nowwww.......nooowww' Cat B 'Not now........ not now' Cat A
'Noooooowwww.......' Asumna now... not now...now...not now...... touringeida nakanda
yenba ama ngasaimakhei makhoi ani khatnabadu yengduna leiboire Yenbaduna saona
' Shut shut shut up.... shut up shut up...... Courtesy@ Shyam Lourembam
16. Nupi Leikhidabada Nupa ama magi nupi sikhibagi adum
kaptuna leibaduda mamannaba amana hai....Bhai noi Ima Baba sibadadi kaya
kapkhide, karigino nangna adum kaptana leiridubo?? Nupa; Eikhoi Ima sikhibada
imagi mamannabi kayana nama gumbi eikhoi leiri waganu hai, eikhoi baba
sikhibadasu baba gi mamannaba mayamna nanggi baba leitrasu karisu warunu,
eikhoisi nanggi baba makni khallu hai..... ei nupi sibadadi magi mamannabi
amatta adumaina haide...uhu uhu... Courtesy@Dil Dayal
17. Tombagi Guts Numidang ama police na Tomba gi thongda kok
kok thillak e Tomba: Kanano thongda thillido, afaobaro??? Police: Hai eikhoi
police ni, thong hangdok u Tomba: Thong hangdoklaga keidoudoiba???? Police:
Wari khara sannagadaba lei nangga. Tomba: Noi mi kayano??? Police: Eikhoi 5 ni
karigino? Tomba: Adu oiradi noi masen adum sannou warido, ei thabak sangde..
Courtesy@ Dil Dayal
18. Difference between Time line and Inbox: Tomba: Going to
UK for two weeks, bye bye friends, will miss u all Santa:( Like kappaga comment
ta) Wow, UK da english nupi faja fajaba koitharak o bhai. INBOX ta amuk. Santa:
Bhai UK da kana kana chatminnadoino, keidoubano?? Tomba: Eikhoi Imaga Babaga
loinana hakum leikhidaba abok ki damak Brindavan da chatkadounida, aduda
Uttarakhand (UK) dasu yourakkani. Courtesy @Dil Dayal
19. Tombagi Nupi MareiNgambi Tomba gi nupi: Hai eigi
breakfast puthoraklo Tomba na omlette ka cha ga puthoraktuna magi nupida pi
Tomba gi nupi: Eina yerum si futlaga chaningbani nangna ngouraga oina
puthoraklaba.................. Tomba na sorry sorry haijare...... ( Next day )
Tombagi nupi: Breakfast breakfast Tombana cha ga yerum afutpaga puduna
chenthokcharak e Tombagi nupi: Eina ngasidi omlette oina chage khallaga nangna
yerum si futlaga amuk puthorak lene...... Tomba na sorry sorry amuk haijare..
Mathanggi numittadi Tomba na yerum afutpasu omlette su animak puthorakle breakfast
ki, magi nupi na munna yenglaga hairak e....... Karino futkadaba yerum duna
ngouraga ngougadaba yerum duna futlaga oina onna teinana touraga puthoraklene
masigi nupa se mase.............. Tomba du peri peri imungda changkhare....
20. Yumthangnabagi Machanupi Yenglingeida... Father: MAHA
CHANDAAN gi macha, yumthangnabgi nupimacha se yengu first lak- ese. Son : kayam
yengkho haino, ma yenglgaleibadeini eina ngasi exam fail oirise baba...
Courtesy@ Jayananda Sarang
21. Ojagi Asengba Maheiroi Kapere asi ojana class touringei
yamna kanna hekta tumkhatlakle. Oja: keidoure Kapere nahakna tumliba asibo?
Kapere: ojagi khonjel asi okhak khoithumnei adugini. Oja: atei namannabakheidi
tumdrisina kamdouba? Kapere: makhoidi tadrabanina karamhaina tumni oja? Oja : fare
aduidi lamlakki sa makhal taragi maming haiyo? Kapere: tallida oja adudi aduk
laidubu. Oja: hoine khumda khummu haiba.. Kapere: aa...mayamna khangnaba sa
taradi.......nongsha mari, lin kharou ahum, kei ani amadi hameng ama...tara
surabra oja? Courtesy@ Konsam Sukken
22. Maroom Koktouba
Yenbaa Laaba YENBA- I Luv u... YENBI- nawa loude... YENBA- I really luv u...
eina haise thajabiyu... YENBI- Suktha thajade... YENBA- ei nangna haiba loina
touba ngamgani. YENBI- Adudi nang houjikmak yerum amata hanna kok u ngambra
yenge. Courtesy@ Jayananda Singh
-thank you so much for reading these jokes patiently.
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