Fresh Jokes

ALL THESE JOKES ARE ORIGINALLY 

WRITTEN BY RANDHIR KUMAR YENDREMBAM

SAK TAKHATPA

ahal: ibungo nangbu nangi chahi matangduda sak aduk yamna takhatladunadi...

naha:ado keidourage ahal meena sak takhatchaningduna sak takhatcharaga nathou leibra? Ahal nagna pamlibasi kariino haa ....?

ahal: ho eina haidi houjik aduk angang oina sak aduk takhatladunadi nangi sak takhatpadu amuk  loina loithok-khiduna hayengwai tungda sak takhatnaba leihoudaduna amuk wanani haige toubanida!

naha:!!!!!!!!!

RS 250GI KAPPADA RS 250 FANGANI

rechage dukan: mayam Airtelgi offer lak-e..... recharge kappiningba kappihouro.khudong chaba asi nanthokhanbiganu matam kharadangini.

customer:  o kamai toubano hairisibo? lupa kayagi kappaga kaya fangbanone tada?

rechage dukan:  Rs 250gi kappada Rs 250 fangani. houjikmak Rs 250 pibiraga Rs 250gi kapchagani.

customer: hais ,aduidi Rs 250 adomda eina pisillaga Rs 250 gi recharge amuk haplakladi nakhoidi karim sendog fangdre adudi?

rechage dukan: ho adunabu offer hairisine...? 250 pisillaklaga chaniyangkhei handokhradi kadaidei sendong fanglani. Sinine leibakki seba hairiba ase.

Customer: free dialler ton  hairaga lupa kunthra kunthra kapigasu leine nakhoise..... English ki oxford ki  atha athaba  dictionaryga khara  thammudana  nakhoigi office ase. Free gi arthasu amatta khangdre tourise.

Recharge dukan:

SANGI KANNABA

oja: hai naoba nang sangi kannaba amatang haiyu?

Naoba: sir, khangjade eidi.

oja: boynao nang amuk sangi kannaba amatang haiyudana.Masifao khangdradi nakhoi loina chei charani.boynao adudi chei chadanaba sangi kannaba adu sat sat haidoklo.

boynao(Makaplak thak thak niklaga): sangi kannaba amatang haibaniko sir?

Oja: ang ang.

boynao: sangi kannabadine sir aa aa ..........aaa ....a.sannao...sannao poklisini....sir.

ELECTRICITY DEPARTMENT KI ADVERTISEMNT
 (Radio)

(dreng dreng).....meeyamna electric mei sijinnabagi mawong hongdokpiyu mei likna sijinnabiyu, mei likna sijinnabiyu....heater sijinnabiraganu , washing machine, rice cooker, konyai sijinnabiganu, bulb yamna thanbiganu, adomna ningthamthagi matamda electric heater sijinnabagi mahut kampor oina inbiyu . meeyamgidamak Kampor fangfam moreh dukan paona bazar

( ting trong treng ... )

ESEI TABIYU

Nupado Yum segairasu

 kangkhaldi ahanba kadaida khanbage?

Manipuri filmda khanbane.

Leikhom leinang marakta

sampot khoiba chatpadasu

 khudei ahanba setpadi  kanano?

Manipuri filmda yaoba herone.

Mee funabada dance touba kanano?

Hindi filmgi  herone hero.

Mamaidi  khuidi khuidana

Mabok oibi kanano

Manipuri filmgi mabokne.

Thum yaktaba

Koksi khattuna Nouna thijabi Mamou anoubina thongba yensang mathel ahum mari adu thum yakpana amatta chaba yanadre.adubu kana amatta yak-I khotli haibadi hainadabida adum chanei. Adubu Manem adudi mamou adugi chak yensang thong thakpa heitaba matou aduda pendabadi adum lei adubu ayingba khonfaamda ibemma nang-gi yensang loinamak thum loina yaklene haina hairak-i. manemgi wafam aduda makubok aduna hairak-i,” hai, imouna thum henna thaktuna thum yakpa nattene hanubi  masidi nahakna yensang thongnaba mana masing machal watna  piduna thum henbagi wadani.”

Hanubi adu saobana mangei nik-khi.

Monologue:

Manem: hai ...memcha..lao sida..

Mou:  kari touraba ima

Manem: yengu chao......nahakna thongliba hawai thongba ase chaba yadre..

Machanupa: kari touragene ima?

Mou : imana hawai thongbado thum yakle  haiduna ngangliba....(kappi).

Machanupa:  (sauna) karisu khangjadribi eigi nupi asida imana asuk yamna yengsilliba sibu karigino ha karigino haiba?

Mama: thum yakpana chak yensang chafam lakfam khngdre......

Machanupa: ima nachin thiganu hanubi....nacha namoubu adumna hekta maral pisinba yabra

Mama: ( kappi) ichanupa pokchabagi nungaiba haibado asirane he isor ibungo....

Machanupa: he hanubi kapsinnaganu...

Mou: nakhoi nama ase ka amadi henmallabani..ei ipamda thinbiro...yumsigi makhada nongmatta leijaningdre..

Mama: he mou chinthibi....nawada adumna insinganune......nangsu charaga yengu nupamacha

Machanupa: um um ..thumsidi yakhreda( sonjabagi maongni)  karisu  yakteda ima....

Mama: kari yaktani ibungo..yaklidudi..

Machanupa: masidi thum yakpa natte ima ....thongnaba hawai chengwai asi khara yamna pidadana thum yakpa  manbagi wane......sidi thum yakapa natte.....magi maral natte....