SUNDAY JOKES SENT

Mee amattana iba natte

amuktaga hanbikho

Nahan nongmadi boinaodu chandi chatpi ama umduna sannabada yotthokkhrabajatni.maduda mahaksi sel yotkhibadagi siradoubani haiduna pangkapta kaptuna leire.kana amatta themfam lakpham khangdre.mapana officetei hallakpa matamda boinaogi manakta changsillaklaga keidouna kaplibano haina hangle.boinaodu mapada sel watkhibagi maramdu fajana khumlaba matungda amuk hanna o khongna kapthorakle. Maduda mapana mabu  themnanaba haiduna furitkhaoda humjinkhraga chandi chatpi ama boinaogi nakongdagi louthkpa saraga  boinaogi makhubakta haplaga utli. Boinao haraobana lluton satli.boinaona chandi chatpi adu mayada kut laona yotsillaga mapada haira-I,

-baba houjikki adumna amuktaga hanna chandi chatpidu louthokpirak-u

 Thum yaktaba

Koksi khattuna Nouna thijabi Mamou anoubina thongba yensang mathel ahum mari adu thum yakpana amatta chaba yanadre.adubu kana amatta yak-I khotli haibadi hainadabida adum chanei. Adubu Manem adudi mamou adugi chak yensang thong thakpa heitaba matou aduda pendabadi adum lei adubu ayingba khonfaamda ibemma nang-gi yensang loinamak thum loina yaklene haina hairak-i. manemgi wafam aduda makubok aduna hairak-i,” hai, imouna thum henna thaktuna thum yakpa nattene hanubi  masidi nahakna yensang thongnaba mana masing machal watna  piduna thum henbagi wadani.”

Hanubi adu saobana mangei nik-khi.

Hanuraga sel tingdanaba

Nongma naha ama studioda magi kaplamba photo louba lakpada photo aduda munna yenglaga asum leire.maduda photo kappa mee aduna  nahaduda hanglak-i

-photo aduda adum yengjaraga leiridu keidourabage ?

- photosida eihak asi taibangdagi henna ahal oisinna ure aduda yenglibani.

-maduna henna farabani.hayeng hanurabafao photo kapnadanabani.masum touradi hanjin hanjin photo kapnabagi selsu chatnararoidoubani.

Machana kappa

-keidouna kaplibano ibungo?

-babagi makhuttu nungthangna sugaiba adugini eina kaplise.

--ih! Adudi mana kapkadaba natrane, nangna oina kaplaba hung!

- adu eisu khang-nge ima.

-eina nangbu oiramlabadi penna jagoibu saramgani eidi.

-jagoi sarubagi babana fubaginine eina kaplise.

School chatlaroi

-ima ei school sukchat chatlaroi hairisini.

-ha  keidouraba keidouraba ibungo?

-ojanena touriduna nahanna marida mari tinsillaga nipan tai hai, ngarangna mangaga ahumga tinsinnaraga nipan tai hai aduga ngasina kari amuk haige haibu taretka amaga tinsinnaraga nipanni haina amuk hai bhap ama tadre ei.

-hoine ,ibungo ojadu louthok-u haina ima chatlaga hairurage hayengdi.

Guli chakhida ngairi

Nongma nupa ama hospitalda makhong sekna sekna changlak-i. doctorna mabu x-ray departmentta refer tou-i.nupadu x-ray louhalliuraga lakle.

Result ngaiba oina mahak famduna lei. Ngaihak leiraga  nurse ama laklaga achouba guli( tablet) ama pirei.nurse aduna kaaaari amatta haiba nangfattringei, nupi amana apikpa angang ama puraklaga ,tengtha naoina kaplaga hairei,”ho, eigi ichase sigadoure , mabu doctorgi manakta amukta pusinbiyuba.” Nurse aduna nupi adubu doctorgi manak tanna hobe hobe pusinbire.

Nupa adu hidak guli adu hun hunduna sannei.guli adu sum paiduna leirambadagi wakhal ama lakle-guli asi chao haiba oiramgani.houjikphaoba eina chadriba asi soidana eibu ngangbiba tare.

Nurse adu minute manga leiraga hallaklaga hairei

-yumda chatlaga ishing asaba happa khudeng amada guli adu thadaraga nakhong adu pungkhai ama ting-u.

Nupa adu lakak lakak touna pakhatna hairakl-I

-Adubu sister…

-Ha keidouraba ?

-aa ibemma , guli adu eina houjikta chathokkhibada ngairi.

Nupa adu o khongna kapthorak-khi.