Maijeida

JOKES

Faigi: 1 thabak fabagi mana

Nongma office amda thaabak touba nupa ama departmanrt adugi directorna thoidok hendokpa mana ama pirammi.nupa asi hairiba mana adu fangbada magi nupidi angakpa fangna hekta haraore. Mana aduda lupa lishing kunthrane, saal amane citation amane yaori.citation aduda mana thabak chng naina kaaba haibadi nganna kaaba, thengna kumba asi gidamaktani haina yamna mayek sengna palli. Hairiba mana asi mana fangani haibasi khallubada maa masa faoba pumngak ngakpani.man amana adu fangani hana ataba maatamda mana magi nupina mmngonda ngakna hangjei.

-moi tamona mana asi karigidamak fanglibanao?

-to sidasu iduna yaore, eina numit khudinggi office nganna kai, thengna kummi,masigidamakta piba manani keino.

-natte eina haidi moi tamona office nganna kariba thengna kumliba adudi thabak phaba suknat natte.

-Karigi?

-mohoi tamona office nganna kariba, thengna kumliba asidi officeta lakpa meesingdagi nong nganbadagi numit taba faoba sel chaba fangbadagini.

-hai madudi mee tahanba yaba wa natrehai.

Fagi :2 anything

Lawaigi lairik heitaba  pakhang amaga imphalgi laiarik laisu heibi matamgi yak laobi nupi amaga restaurant changlakkhi.

 Nupa: kari kari chasige rita?

Rita: anything.

Nupa: he! Boy, anythingdu plate anida kharamaong tana  semlaku.

Hotel boy: what!

Nupa: ash! Yarene what tudi konna  charage , anythingdudi hanna pirak-u-ne.

Fagi: 3

File amanba yamsillktuna office adugi record section adu  pik thalle.chahi kunthra hellaba file sing adu manghankhinaba  record section gi panariba nupa aduna mari leinaba administrative officerda  note amma thare. Official aduna itharak-khi.....”Proposal approved”. Adudagi makha tana hairak-i....” manghangadouriba fil singdu copy ahum ahum thamjilhou”.

Fagi: 4

Machanuppa: pabungkhoina cheif mininister meeyamgi thabak toudre fam thadok-u thadok-u haina lao-jei famdi suktha thadokkhiba amattabu yaode.

Opposition leader: khara khara eikhoinasu laosinnadradi meeyamna opposition leitre hainani toubani.

Machanupa: adunadi, chief ministersu meeyamgi thabak fajana tourabadi lei haiba kanamtta khangnaraoi haiduna meeyamgi thabak toudaba oiramgani.

Fagi: 5

Machanupa: baba nongmeina panba matamda nabagi chang asi karamhaina touramgani?

Mapa: thangna yallga amuk meina chusillambagi chena aduni nongmei panba hairibasi.

Fagi:6

Bor keinya pamjei haiba kalam aduda nupa amana magisu advertisement ama happi, “ mapuroiba leikhidrabi nattraga hallklaga leibi ....mou amatta pamjei”. Mathangi numitki pao che adugi advetrtisemntgi  saruk ama oina nupi amana amuk haplak-e, “ khudakta khainajagadabi mou naha ama leijare phone no. ....679da phone toubirak-u.”

Fagi:7

Ojana para taklingei  nouna school aduda ming challakpa boicha adu ojana ngangba  tadabamakhei pangnokta nokpa jatni.maduda makhoigi makhoigi classki satra amana  saoraduna hanglak-ee,

Satra : hai nang kanaono Mee usittaba saradana?

Boicha: nangdi kanano?

Satra: eibudi monitorni.

Boicha: adudi eina si pi (CPU) yuni.

Fagi :8

Nupa( leishabida langnaraduna): ho leishabi karam karam tourige?

Leishabi( sauna ) hairak-e: ho nangi nupi ichedo adummaina lelliye, ho  hanubao masaksiga.

Nupa: madi angang unadoure.

Fagi: 9

Sel yamnadi paiba aduga phone oina toubagi mahutta mobileda message ngakta thaganba arikpa nupa ama delhida numit kharanigi thabak ama chatli. Hallakpa matamda mana magi nupi amadi machasingidamak fi rol khara  leibi. aroplen tonglamdaida  Mangjounana magi nupida magi mobile phonedagi sms ama thare .message adugi maroldi,” eina horel  delhidagi imphal  airport ta  thunglaba  matamda nahakna fi  rol fajana set charaga eibu oklamgadabani. Maduda eina nangidamakta faja fajaraba mamal yamla yamlaba sal amadi sari kaya leiraktuna nangonda khudol tamgadouribani. Eina masi nangbu nungsibagi khudamni. Nahak soidana eibu kana amatta yaodana oklamgadabani ko., meegi mamangda lennajagadouribani. Nangna pamgadaba sari ngakta leiraklabani.”

Nupaduna  delhidagi  aropllen tongduna imphal airport yourakpa matamda mana magi nupi lakpara  haina koina koina leiduna yengbada magi nupina  mabu oknaba ngaiduna leiramdre. Messageda haikhiba wa soinabagi nupadu saobana mei houre.ngaihakki matungda nupadugi manakta masak khangdabi leishabi aribi  amana nokmi nokmi changlklaga hairei, “ tamo kadai eigi saridi ?”

Nupaduna ngakna hairak-e, “ kanano nahakpu?”

Nupi  aduna hairak-e,” tamona ngasai sms ama  tharakpadu eingondanine. Message ama hallkkhibadusu eini. tamona handak delhidagi eingonda tharakpa message mayamdugi paokhum  hallibadusu einane.”